Guardiola

Watch your step on Guardiola! Not only is one liable to slip in the murky blue and purple mushroom swamps that cover the landscape, but a slip of the tongue can land one in even more trouble! Guardiola's government is protective, stern, and isolationist, and though press releases call it a "communal republic," the armed guards with their orange laser rifles and headlamps imply otherwise. Not much gets in or out of the cool fungal planet, dotted with industrial facilities built into gargantuan mushrooms, especially not information.